IT'S OKAY DESMOND

DESMOND THE MOON BEAR.
NNNGH
SHIZ
THIS TOOK LIKE....
4 OR 5 HOURS
I HAD TROUBLE WITH THE BG AND LAYERS

In AC2, this is what I thought of as soon as Desmond first sees the ghost memory hallucination things when he's looking for the Sanctuary entrance with Lucy.


Lucy's awesome.
She called Desmond fat.
He only weighs 170 accordng to the instruction booklet for the first game.
SO DOES ALTAIR
TRUFAX
Everyone's mean to Desmond.

On a side note, Rebecca reminds me of Prussia for some reason, minus the "I'M SO AWESOME BOW DOWN BEFORE ME" part, then later she said that she went into the Animus before and her ancestor was a Prussian soldier shooting everything.

...
weird

Other side note, I miss getting to stumble around killing people play as Altair. I'M STUCK WITH A NEARLY MIDDLE-AGED EZIO.

I love it when citizens run in fear from me and call me a psychotic murderer/funny monkey.
IT FILLS ME WITH SUCH JOY

Yes, I actually have been called both of those things in the games.

Dehhhhzzzzmmuuhhhnnnddd c) Ubisoft